I've Had a Revelation

It has recently come to my attention that I may have a problem.........

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

 And just in case you haven't figured it out yet let's look at a few more clues, shall we?

That's right I suffer from a serious mental disorder called "bluetitis".

Thankfully I saved myself a trip to the head doctor & was able to diagnose myself simply by taking a quick jaunt down memory lane here on the DN.

Look at that... a revelation!

All you ever hear about is how blogs make you more accountable for yourself.

Quite frankly my blog doesn't have that effect on me.

 I basically make up crap that I'm going to do and then just pray that y'all will forget.

True Story.

BUT who knew your blog would help you see things about yourself?

The good, the bad, the awesome.

Ugh...awesome. I apparently I also have a thingy-thing for the word "awesome".

I think I've now used it on this blog 1, 245 times.

Awesome.

{1,246 times}

Anywho, you'd think I would have suspected that I was suffering from "bluetitis" when I walked into a dressing room the other day with every cobalt blue apparel item ever known to mankind.

So see people you don't need a blog or even a psychiatrist to figure these things out about yourself!

"They" say anything from your driving style to the type of pillow you use can say alot about you.

Apparently liking the color blue means I am capable, reliable, & sensitive.

Sounds about right.....unless I've had a night with my two good friends Pinot & Grigio.

Then I think capable and reliable just go out the door.

So I'm wondering what kind of revelations would you have about yourself if you looked through your blog posts or closet or book collection?